Pete the Talking Poop

Let Pete the Pocket Poop help you pass the time on the potty by delivering you hilarious poopy sayings at the press of a poopy button.

Here Pete say:

"Happy poo year!"
"Somebody better open a window, quick!"
"Oh no! That toilet bowls deep and I dont know how to swim!"
"Someone get this corn outta me, its ruining my complexion"
"I hope Im a floater and not a sinker"
"Off the toilet already, Im tired of staring at your butt!"
"Peee-u, do NOT go in here!"